Blood Sweat and Stanley Poole

Take the case of First Lieutenant Stanley Poole, a career Sergeant who earned a battlefield commission, and is now assigned as Supply Officer on an old-line Army Post in the Middle West

It isn't that the life is unpleasant, but only that the Army has decided that its officers should pass tests indicating the equivalent of two years of college study - which makes things rather uncomfortable for a man who never even finished high school

To hold on to his cherished silver bar, Lt. Poole has been bribing Capt. Mal Malcolm, the Education Officer, with the best items that his supply room has to offer - and these have been converted into the cash necessary to buy Capt. Malcolm his heart's desire, a red Jaguar convertible

Now an inspection is in the offing, and Lt. Poole's problems compounded by the added threat of having his pilfering exposed

The arrival of Private Oglethorpe, a gun-shy young draftee with a psychological aversion to Army life seems hardly to come at the right moment but Oglethorpe, a "brain" from Oberlin College, has an idea

Why not prepare for the dreaded exam, pass it legitimately, and send Capt. Malcolm on his way?

After all there are a lot of old-time Sergeants on the Base who are faced with the same problem, and between them they can replace the missing supplies and then some

The plan is put into action with "Professor" Oglethorpe in charge of the wildest, toughest and funniest group of students ever, and their "tuition" soon has the supply room back on an even keel

Poole takes the exam and passes-or so he thinks. His undoing is the vindictiveness of Capt. Malcolm, who deliberately flunks him and, in so doing, sets the stage for the hilarious climax of the play

REVIEWS

An uproarious portrayal of life in the peacetime U.S. Army, produced on Broadway joggles the funny bone" ~ Women's Wear Daily

"Hilarious high spots" ~ NY Mirror

"Imaginative flashes of humor" ~ NY Post