Captain's Outrageous

Describing himself as "S.O.B." (that's Sixty Or Better), he decides that after so many years of doing what others wanted him to do, he's going to start doing what he wants to do

That happens to include floating toy boats in a bedpan, playing his trumpet, and kidnapping an obnoxious bread manufacturer

All of this is to get attention from his lawyer son, but it incurs the young man's wrath and confirms his view that the old man is crazy

In the final confrontation between alienated father and son, young Sean learns a secret that changes his entire life