Columbine Cum Laude

This leads the pretty flirt, who has been pursuing Harlequin for five hundred years, into the arms of a stodgy professor, who whisks her away for a "mortarboard" marriage

Harlequin, always so concerned with himself, discovers he has a broken heart

With the aid of Pierrot, Harlequin recaptures for an instant what he loves; but has he truly learned that, when we change what we most desire, we destroy it?

Only Columbine knows and she will never tell