Synopsis
The Fairy Garden & Linda Her
Published by Dramatists Play Service
5 Male 2 Female
She is also in love with a male stripper called the Mechanic, so she settles matters by decapitating her husband, much to the amazement of her guests, a homosexual couple named Roman and Mimi
Fortunately disaster is averted by the arrival of a genuine fairy, who reunites Boris with his head and then decides to run off with him; while Mimi suddenly declares his love for Dagny, and Roman, left alone, finds some consolation in the arrival of The Mechanic, who nonchalantly goes into his very funny routine (M4,F2)
Linda Her, is set in a summer cottage where Carol, an insomniac, lies awake pondering her dissatisfaction with her boring husband (who talks endlessly of a lost love whom he hasn't seen since kindergarten) and their bratty daughter
In fact she is thoroughly disenchanted with the whole domestic scene - whereas her unmarried friend, Janet, couldn't think of anything nicer
So Carol does the right thing, and tiptoes off to a new life, leaving her sleeping husband and child to the ministrations of the easily persuaded Janet (M1,F2)
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